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2) You play Javert in an online Les Mis role play
3) You create your own online Les Mis role play just so that you can play Javert in it
4) You have considered trying out the role in your school's production of Les Mis
5) ... and you're female
6) You have gotten the role in your school's production of Les Mis
7) ... and you're female
8) You dress up as Javert for Halloween every year
9) Even when you know you're far too old to still dress up for Halloween and go trick-or-treating
10) You write a novel about Javert
11) ... and get it published
12) ... and it gets on the Top Ten Bestsellers List
13) You write / e-mail actors who have done Javert and tell them what you think of their performance
14) You subscribe to Javert mailing lists
15) You became a Quastie only because Javert was one of Philip's major roles
16) You draw pictures of Javert in the wet sand at the beach
17) You write "Javert" in the wet sand at the beach
18) You took up drawing to be able to illustrate your Javert fanfiction
19) You have a whole page of links on your website devoted to Javert websites
20) You created a Javert desktop theme for your computer, complete with icons, sound clips, and background
21) You have advertised this desktop theme on the 'Net
22) You have filled an entire photo album with Javert pictures
23) You have asked people for PQ's e-mail address, and, finding that he doesn't have one, you write to him through his agent telling him how much you idolise his Javert
24) You painted a picture of Javert for your final project in art class
25) You got the best grade in the class on it!
26) You fantasize about a life with Javert
27) You have a fish named Javert
28) ... or you used to, but he committed suicide by jumping out of his tank/bowl.
29) When you watched the end of the TAC, you thought they should have had the guys who played Javert instead of the guys who played Valjean.
30) The first thing you did when you got a CD of Swedish music from different musicals was go straight to "One Day More" and learn the Swedish Javert's lines.
31) You have memorized Javert lines from several different foreign productions of Les Mis
32) You arrange the glow in the dark stars on your ceiling to spell out "Javert"
33) You go outside on dark clear nights looking for groups of stars that resemble Javert
34) You became an astronomer because of the song "Stars"
35) You think that Javert would have been an astronomer if he hadn't gone into the police
36) Your license plate reads "JAVERT"
37) You've submitted one of your Javert fanfics to satisfy a creative writing requirement for English class
38) You write Javert fanfic when you get bored in class
This original list was part of Melitus Javert's page "On the Banks of the River Seine" which seems to have disappeared from the Web. I have then made my own version of the list with my own ideas. Feel free to submit your own ideas to the list!