You Know You're a Quastie When...

1) You print out the Philip Quast Calendar every year

2) You have your own Philip Quast website

3) You know all his Javert lines in the CSR and can sing them on the spot

4) You have bought the TAC mostly because he is part of the cast

5) You fast-forward through your copy of the TAC video, only watching the scenes he's in

6) You watch the entire TAC and if he's not performing, you watch him while he's sitting down

7) You have asked people online for his e-mail address so you can tell him how much you idolise him

8) You have asked and found out that he does not have an e-mail address

9) You know who his agent is

10) You have sent Philip a letter through his agent, through snail mail, telling him how much you idolise him

11) He wrote back!

12) You have dreams about getting his autograph

13) You have dreams about PQ visiting you at your house

14) You have dreams about PQ calling you on the telephone

15) You want to move to Sydney just so that you can live near him

16) You skip through your CSR CD's just to hear the parts he's in

17) You buy every CD you can find with Philip Quast on it

18) You buy soundtracks only because he's on them

19) You visit every PQ website you can find

20) You are busy creating your own Philip Quast webpage

21) You refuse to listen to anyone else if you've got him singing on your stereo

22) You find yourself wishing they didn't just sell the highlights of the Manchester performance of Les Mis

23) You bought the Aussie Secret Garden soundtrack, even though it's just the highlights, and you had to order it and pay extra money for it, and you hate the Secret Garden besides, but you bought it anyway because Philip was part of the cast

24) You wish he'd done more performances of Les Mis

25) You wish he performed in a theatre near you so that you could go see him

26) You begin to like Javert as your favorite Les Mis character (if you don't already!) only because it was one of Philip's roles

27) You spend boring days at school dreaming up ways Philip could come to your hometown

28) You write out the details of a dream you had about him

29) You later hand out a copy to all your friends

30) You ask your mother's Australian friend if he'd ever heard of him

31) Every time someone asks you who Philip Quast is, you gawk at them, shocked at their ignorance, try to explain, get nowhere, and finally give up, condemning that person as a philistine.

32) It really annoys you that you don't know when his birthday is

33) You can hear his voice every time you read a Javert line, either dialogue from the novel or lyrics on a web site

34) You know so much about him, you could write a five-page report about him.

35) You've done so!

36) You did it for a school project and got an A on it

37) You have named your computer Philip Quast

38) You have named your pets after him

39) You have named your kids after him

40) The highlight of your day was the acquisition of a new PQ sound clip for your web page

41) You have filled an entire photo album with pictures of Philip Quast

42) You want to kill someone you know who is going to see him perform and is not taking you along

43) You think he'd make a great Phantom

44) You find yourself wondering why he has never done any shows by Andrew Lloyd Webber


please feel free to submit your own! anything without a name next to it is mine